Humor
epub, pdf |eng | 2011-06-30 | Author:Olson, Martin [Olson, Martin]

I had to get that Ring out of my stomach. If I not only failed my mission but also lost the Ring, Lord Satan’s Wrath would be Monstrous. Desperate, I ...
( Category: Parodies March 25,2014 )
mobi |pt | 2010-09-21 | Author:P. J. O'Rourke

I couldn’t have gotten into a medical school. I couldn’t have gotten into a veterinary school for goldfish. (“Flush twice and call me in the morning.”) At the college where ...
( Category: History & Theory March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi | | 2007-09-30 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson [Clarkson, Jeremy]

MG ZT 260 When the announcement came through that TVR had been sold to a 12-year-old Russian boy, there was a sense in the land that Britain’s motor industry was ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |pt | 2011-06-09 | Author:Simon Pegg

It just seems to me the change happens so quickly. But when? I’d like to know, because right now mine still looks like something you’d find on top of a ...
( Category: Television Performers March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3, pdf |eng | 2013-01-01 | Author:Neil Gaiman [Gaiman, Neil]

X. I had strange dreams in that house, that night. I woke myself in the darkness, and I knew only that a dream had scared me so badly that I ...
( Category: Paranormal & Urban March 25,2014 )
mobi, azw3, epub, pdf |eng | 2012-08-15 | Author:Simmons, Andy [Simmons, Andy]

Is It a Dat or a Cog? Landlord Barry Maher has a strict rule against dogs in his Santa Barbara, California, building. Cats? Fine. Dogs? Nope. So when neighbors complained ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Terry Pratchett & Gray Joliffe [Pratchett, Terry]

Games cats play No, this isn't all that stuff with the bells and catnip-filled calico mice. Cats only play with special cat toys for about two minutes, when you're around, ...
( Category: Cats March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |pt | 2010-03-16 | Author:Sarah Silverman

Abby's Bat Mitzvah. From right to left (Hebrew-style): Me, Abby, unknown Jewess. Notice my occasion-appropriate attire. * * * The One Time I Should Have Said Yes to a Group ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi |pt | 2009-06-05 | Author:Rick Riordan

I wanted to tell her to stop complaining. She was doing great! She should just answer the questions so we could leave. “These aren’t riddles,” Annabeth said. “What do you ...
( Category: Greek & Roman March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw |eng | 2010-08-02 | Author:Howard Jacobson [Jacobson, Howard]

SEVEN 1 The agreement had been that Treslove would take his sons on holiday and then see. Heads he'd resume his previous existence, forget all the rubbish, go out looking ...
( Category: Jewish March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |pt | 1999-04-15 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

My God — was that poor girl ever a mess! She was so bent over that her face was on level with Mushari's — and Mushari was about the size ...
( Category: Science Fiction March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-03-19 | Author:Martin, Demetri [Martin, Demetri]

( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-08-06 | Author:Michael Chabon

ONE OF THE STURDIEST PRECEPTS of the study of human delusion is that every golden age is either past or in the offing. The months preceding the Japanese attack on ...
( Category: Jewish March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2001-01-02 | Author:Michael Chabon [Chabon, Michael]

4 THE LAST LETTER that Joe was ever to receive from his mother, mailed from the Ostrovni Street post office, as the laws required, between the hours of one and ...
( Category: Jewish March 25,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-04-17 | Author:Jenny Lawson [Lawson, Jenny]

Jon: I just wanted to email all of you to let you know I won’t be into work today because we have to put our beloved dog to sleep. Me: ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )